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" I'm the bird with broken wings && You're the song I love to sing "



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"Without dreams, we reach nothing. Without love, we feel nothing. And without God, we are nothing."
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"Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort. It follows hard work. It doesn’t come before."
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
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yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

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"People grow apart, and sometimes there’s nothing anyone can do about it."
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of-mice-and-semen:

when I turn 23 and if this isn’t my birthday cake, then people are going to have legit reasons to hate me at 23
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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.
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petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

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"Take control of your emotions before emotions take control of you…"
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"In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. But you do."
— C.S. Lewis (via wordsnquotes)

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